Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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