Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Sex

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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