what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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