- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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