what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Click here to end the world.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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