Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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