- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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