- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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