Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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