- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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