why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

XD Jackass.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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