Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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a man makes a bad joke

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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