- Anti Joke

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!