- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Turkey Balls

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did the black man die? He was shot

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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