- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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