What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

j.p. is dumb

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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