- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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