- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

mmm i love marble bumhole

You want to hear a joke? Republican

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Male leadership.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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