- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Have you ever heard of a goose?

every knight i see an owl at window

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

So a seal walks into a club.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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