- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

nickel back

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

mikey is cute

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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