What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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read this sentence again.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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