- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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