- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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