I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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