What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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A man was shot. He died.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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a black man pays his child support

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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