- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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