- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

A black man walks out of a police station

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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