- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Kameron Brown is gay.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

AIDS

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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