- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

I used to know what alzheimers was

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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