- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

field day?

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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