- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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