- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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