What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Small Penis.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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