Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Poop

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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antijoke is the best website.

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i like it in the mouth

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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