A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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You're a frog

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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