Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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black chicken. kfc

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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