Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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autistic kids rock

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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smell the vitamin C

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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