Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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^ That's not even funny ^

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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