- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

I am a mime

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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