- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

So one time there was this woman learning...

smell the vitamin C

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

world society

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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