- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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