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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

girls basketball

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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