- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

So a bar walks into a man...

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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