- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

gay pom...

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*