- Anti Joke

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Massie is a fatass

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Phew... it's gone.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Why was the man sad His got raped

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.