What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Anti Joke

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