A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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you gay?

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Immigration Laws

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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