Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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