your mum

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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