- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

scraggle is in you pillow case

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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