Adam Chebali is awesome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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A seal walks into a club.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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