what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Sex

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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don't just stand there

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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