- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

5 Italian guys from Long Island

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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