- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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