Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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