Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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