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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone