- Anti Joke

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

what's funny about war? nothing!

a person who will soon die of beeties

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.