Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

ure mama's so fat

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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