- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

So one time there was this woman learning...

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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