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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.