What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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