- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

A sober Irish individual.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

I just drank a cola.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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