What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Ehh

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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school homewrok

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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