A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

knock knock come in !

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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