What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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