- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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