Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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