- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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