- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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