- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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