My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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