- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Abortion

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

My children are mistakes

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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