- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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