Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Dwight Howard

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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haha

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Anti Joke

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