- Anti Joke

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.