- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Dan walked into a jelly fish

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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