- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

joe galasso from plainview ny

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

FUS RO DAH!!!

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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