A storm be brewin!

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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A man died.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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