- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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