What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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How old are you? 7

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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