Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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