what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

A man was shot. He died.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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