- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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