- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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