What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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knock knock go away

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Dude man, I'm high...

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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