why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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What's worse than this That :(

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Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

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