- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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