- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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