- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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