whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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