- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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