What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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9/11

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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