Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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how do you win a game try your best

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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