Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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