- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Barack Obama.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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