Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Who wants water? I do.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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