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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Happy Monday!

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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