Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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