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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Screw it you write the joke.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

The Colts this year.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.