- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

whats worse than a kane nothing

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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